...and for only four hundred million stock options, a twenty million dollar per year salary, and a pension that will drain the economy for years! And what kind of performance guarantee are you going to get for all your money? NONE! Ha ha! Oh, isn't the business word just peachy!
OK, enough of the crap, the real reason for this blog isn't to flaunt the unaccountable excesses of the corporate criminal world, as blogs, websites, movies, and Enron have been doing that for years. The REAL purpose of this blog is to point out really, really STUPID decisions by businesses, and the reasons WHY they are stupid. The point isn't just to make fun of the hapless CEOs and business owners of this world, but to help steer them in the right direction so they can actually learn from their mistakes.
And what makes me qualified for such a role? I have the BEST qualification of all, I'm a customer! If I don't like it, I'm not spending my money! And since I have just that right amount of cynicism and neurosis to determine the flaws of others, I have appointed MYSELF to the position of CHIEF EXECUTIVE CUSTOMER! God help you all!
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